All The Snark

mikkynga:

palaceofposey:

aiffe:

tarrloks-butt:

warsfeils:

gavinserection:

Remember when

  • Smuts were known as lemons
  • Yaoi Warnings ( Don’t Like, Don’t Read! )
  • Character x Character instead of Character/Character
  • Every Time We Touch videos, and the forgotten  Listen To Your Heart videos
  • Numa Numa
  • Naruto Phase
  • Bring Me To Life amv’s
  • citrus and lime warnings
  • when fanfiction.net still allowed porn
  • when fanfiction.net still allowed original writing before the great fictionpress split
  • deadjournal
  • when livejournal was invite-only
  • cardcaptors a mystic adventure
  • aim roleplay
  • when everyone had their own little fansites on geocities, angelfire, and tripod
  • character-bashing fic and anti-shrines
  • fanfic MSTing
  • save our sailors
  • the word “bishies”
  • AOL message boards
  • tinny background MIDIs on every page
  • "this page coded with notepad" and netscape buttons
  • "this page best viewed at 800x600"
  • "under construction" pages
  • yahoo mailing lists
  • fansubs only available on the subber’s IRC channel
  • fansubs only available if you send $30 for a VHS tape
  • no official release whatsoever for Japanese media
  • fanworks, especially fic, of Western media, especially print media, considered illegal and met with C&Ds
  • the gap between Goblet of Fire and Order of the Phoenix
  • The Sentinel/Highlander/X-Files crossovers
  • "this is part of the [fandom/ship/etc] webring"
  • printing fics out because it feels more permanent

Having to wait until late at night to get your fandom on because that’s the only time your parents wouldn’t give you grief for tying up the phone line.

  • The signatures with pictures and moving gifs in every post on the forums.
travalicious:

i feel like this is what would happen if pokemon gym leaders were real

travalicious:

i feel like this is what would happen if pokemon gym leaders were real

dickgrayzon:

How to spot a fake geek guy:

  • says robin is useless
  • says aquaman is useless
  • worships batman bc batman is invincible
  • doesn’t “understand” superman because he’s not relatable or interesting
  • makes “hero vs hero” posts
  • probably smells like axe

gunpowderandspark:

Kristen Geary reading the tales of H.P. Lovecraft and thinking “Like, one time, Cthulhu gets out and apparently it’s this whole thing. Fucking whatever.”

absolita:

proctalgia:

when u try to tell ur friends a pun

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when ur friend likes puns

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ignoramusintensive:

if you aren’t listening to the protomen

why the fuck not?

they have a love song

sort of

its about beards

seriously

its beautiful

eus-mylus:

daynapapaya:

"Frozen is a Disney classic"

I can actually agree with this, b/c it did get really old really fast.

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randomawesomeart:

outofcontextdnd:

DM (to our half-elf rogue): You’re now cursed. Whenever you step into the moonlight, you turn into a giant lobster. 
Wizard: See, I told you not to go grabbing random magic items but no— Nobody ever listens to me. 

It wasn’t a rogue

It was a ROGUE LOBSTER


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